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Pre-revenue. Post-doubt.

Vaguely is proudly, deliberately, strategically pre-revenue. Revenue is a lagging indicator, and we lead.

Revenue$0By design
Valuation$1.2BSelf-reported
Customers0In stealth
Burn rateAgenticAgents decide
RunwayVibesVibe-denominated
Users∞Projected

Traction, visualized.

ConvictionRevenue
Q1Q2Q3Q4Q1 ’27 (proj.) ∞0 ↑ exponential consistent

The round.

We're raising a $40M pre-seed at a $1.2B post-money valuation. Use of funds: agents, offsites, and a second, larger agent. Minimum check size: belief.

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Dear investors,

Q3 was a transformational quarter. We did not make money, but we got closer to understanding why we shouldn't.

We remain focused, aligned, and recursively aligned.

— From our Q3 letter (written by an agent)

Backed by.

Friends
Family
A guy from a party
Our own agent
(invested in itself)